Wednesday, July 06, 2005

New Party Symbols Needed

For the Republicans:

The Pit Bull

Dangerous and small

Generally quite loyal but subject to dangerous volatility.
Not very intellegent and quite short giving them a low field of view.
A backward and mutilated breed.

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For the Democrats

The Octopus

Extremely intelligent, one of the most adaptive creatures in existence, spinless and going in every which direction at once.

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