One liners only

"If you don't make $20,000 per month,
you're not part of the upper 2%"
(17 to 19% of Americans thought they were part of the upper 2% during the last election - this was the fault of the Democrats for not making it clear.)


"For $200+ billion anyone could have done better at removing Saddam"

"Wolfie's War has been nothing more than a death trap and a windfall for Bechtel"

"Massive tax cuts - Massive spending - Massive Debt = Clearly Republican "


(As of today's date some 30,000 Americans are dead or wounded in Wolfie's War)
[only quote the total and never just the dead]



"apparently they love invitro fertilization, but would rather throw the unused materials in the trash than save lives"
(could you be so brazen and say this into a microphone?)



"One way bush - one way republicans - one way religion"
(An idiot of one)


"Since 2002 gas has gone up about $1.00 - bush fought increasing fuel efficiency standards then and now - he's pro-backwards"



"Death Technology is the only form of advancement the republicans understand - only when enough people die from something can they allow laws to protect us - or laws to protect corporations from lawsuits."



"The tax cuts for the upper 2% are creating jobs - one of the great new jobs is teaching their children how to ride a bicycle."
(It's actually an emerging career catering to the cake-eaters)



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